Thursday, August 30, 2007

Raunchy Trailer Park Sex

Jaime Pressly, who may or may not be a rose of the trailer park variety, is gracing the cover of this months Arena UK magazine. And, like pretty much always with her, she looks great.... in that delightfully trashy kinda way. Its not that she is necessarily poor white trash, but I'm fairly sure someone in that family tree is hanging from a branch, strung out on meth, screaming about how the South will rise again. Which there is nothing wrong with, of course. Momma always told me "You fuck the cute girl with good grades. But the one with the moonshine still, thats the girl you marry". Then again, my mother legally changed her name to "Bo Duke" at age 40, and has been on a 3-state cyclical police chase ever since. Hence, she obviously had her shit together*.


* - By "together", I mean piled neatly in small mounds ontop of her roof.

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