Fictional Lesbian Incest... Well, the Incest part, at least.

Reports are coming in this morning regarding Maureen McCormick's, better known as the original Marcia Brady, new autobiography in which she details a lesbian relationship she briefly had with Eve Plumb, the actress who played Marcia's younger sister Jan. Which is... hot. Like nuclear holocaust hot. Like Denzel Washington saying "nuclear holocaust" hot.

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However, as you can tell from above, I'm just going to neatly substitute Maureen McCormick in this story for Christine Taylor, as she played Marcia in the Brady Bunch Movie. And because Christine Taylor being a major dyke is alot better than Maureen McCormick. Not because of the age thing; anyone who knows me knows that me and the hoover carpet cleaners are like this, son. Actually, it gots more to do with the fact that I wish to see Ben Stiller's heart broken. He knows why.

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Read the full, and slightly-less titilating story through the link. And tune in later this week for more SEXUALLY CONFUSED TV STARS OF THE 70's! On the next episode, Willis and Mr. Drummond attend a NAMBLA meeting.

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