Thursday, September 20, 2007

Bundchen Attains Asgard Technology



Giselle Bundchen has released her new line of.... sandals? Really, this ad is for sandals? Alright. Anyways, aforementioned Brazillian hotness-fount is promoting said footwear with this nifty campaign featuring a CGI-ed dress made of water. Which leads me to two conclussions: 1) This picture would be exactly 11x better if taken from the perspective of one second later when gravity takes hold, or 2) Giselle has discovered force-field technology. Either way, thats one fucking awesome theoretical dress. Can someone get scientists on this one right away? I don't care what kind of epic cancer research we have to take them away from. Nothing is more important than developing the technology to design, produce and distribute this miracle dress. Call me crazy now, call me Uber-Einstein at the next Golden Globes red carpet.

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