Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Praying for 1997

Alicia Silverstone, who is apparently still living beyond DVD rentals of Clueless, will reportedly appear nude in a upcoming PETA ad, scheduled to begin rotation tonight in the Houston area. While all the interesting parts have been inevitably covered, many are commenting that Silverstone is in better shape than ever before, owing the change to her newfound vegetarian lifestyle. While I have yet to see said commercial, I will admit that I do miss the Alicia Silverstone of old, and the copious, and barely-understood-at-the-time, masturbation that used to accompany her ditsy image. However, if we are treated to an almost-naked Batman and Robin era Silverstone, then the anti-meat diet message of the promo might be lost on me. Eating one's own eyes is considered carnivorous, right? Right? If not, then perhaps I've acted too soon. Though I am pleased that my contengency plan of painting my keyboard with my semen for the last ten years has finally yielded positive results: a braille keyboard.
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