Tifa Lockhart's Necessary Breast Reduction

Some rumblings out of Japan this afternoon, as whispers of a deal in the works to produce a Final Fantasy VII-based live-action movie are starting to circulate. Far from conclusive, several insiders have suggested that Sony and SquareSoft are speaking with several American movie studios about licensing this brand for the aforementioned transistion of the most popular of the Final Fantasy series. Also, it is rumored that Rachael Leigh Cook is already being looked at to play the part of "Tifa Lockhart", whose voice she provided in the CGI-based Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children film, and due to her being a supposed fan of the series. While Cook certainly doesn't quite match Tifa's... anatomy, the fact that she is a different breed of insanely hot is more than compensation.

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Considering I have only seen the supposed "sources" for this story on fanboy message boards, I really can't trust this one. First off, why? Final Fantasy is already plugging away at the CGI genre of film. And since the style of the games lend themselves much more to such a medium, I find it hard to imagine why Sony or SquareSoft would make such a financial gamble. That being said, VII is the only installment of the series that I actually played, and if I may (and believe me, the lack of things to do at my job today very much believe that I indeed "may") I'd like to throw out my suggestions for the other female parts of the supposed movie.

Tifa Lockhart ....... Rachael Leigh Cook

Aerith Gainsborough ...... Michelle Trachtenberg

Yuffie Kisaragi ....... Summer Glau