Alot of swimsuits today, it seems. This time its Brooke Burke, who is most well-known for.... umm.. you know what, I'm not entirely sure. I pretty much know her purely for being hot, thus appearing in countless issues of FHM, Maxim, and Stuff. But correct me if I'm wrong, didn't she just have a kid not too long ago? And isn't this not her first kid, either? I'm fairly certain that the female body cannot return to its exact original shape after a pregnancy or two. Isn't that a law of particle physics or something? ....
Anyway, congratulations to Brooke Burke regardless. One day you can tell you kids how Mommy was still frequently the subject of millions of young men's self-gratification well after they were already born. And then you can take them to therapy. I'll see you there. However, you should know that if you're the appointment after mine, you might have to shield your kids' eyes when I do my weekly strip naked and run out of the office screaming while crying into Gatorade water bottles and then drinking from them. Why, you ask? One, you tell me a better response to her saying "Well, I think we've made some good progress this week"? And two, all that naked running and screaming raises your body temperature. How else should I stay hydrated? Are you trying to kill me? You are aren't you? AREN'T YOU?!
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