Gwen Stefani is looking to get knocked up again, because, hey, who doesn't want all the elasticity removed from their vaginal walls. More hilarious still is her assertion that pregnancy is a "fun... consuming.. and romantic" experience. I won't argue with the "consuming" part, as I'm pretty sure pregnant women consume everything in sight, living or dead. But fun and romantic? What precisely is so fun about throwing up every morning for several months? And, similarly, what's romantic about taking a shit infront of your husband/an entire O.R.'s worth of doctors, interns and nurses? ....
Oh, and on a slightly more inside-joke note: just as Natalie Portman* is my muse, and Jennifer Aniston is the Monk's, SlapChicken once would say the same of Gwen Stefani. I say "once" because apparently when she got pregnant, he couldn't be into her anymore. Not because of the change in appearance, but because he "didn't want no baby-momma drama". Because thats how seriously we take our Celebrity Girlfriends here at XEqualsInfinite..... way too much so.
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*And on an additional sidenote, I would never approve of Natalie bearing another man's child, unless this was the man.
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