Jessica Biel, who is supposedly dating Justin Timberlake AND appearing nude in a new movie (hence : infinitely newsworthy), recently told Glamour that she is done with "mothering thing with trying to save bad boys", and refuses to allow new boyfriends to take any time away from her girlfriends. Expanding on that point, she went on to say that she has grown tired of going out to clubs after turning 21 a few years back, and now prefers to say at home with her friends. ....
The thought process that goes through my head when imagining Jessica Biel at home with her friends should be pretty self-evident. Lets just say lots of pink pillows and wrestling matches are involved. And a single, mildly-retarded badger. But as far as the bad boys thing goes when considering she wants to be a homebody now, let me throw this out there: if staying home with a guy that will cry in your arms after sex is what you're looking for, then look no fucking further. Although, somehow, Biel seems less like the "crying AFTER sex" type, and more like the "crying DURING sex" type. Because its just so beautiful.
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And it will never happen again. *sobs uncontrollably*
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