Yes, Cindy Crawford has made it to this blog. Much like me, most of you are still uploading those swimsuit photos of her from the far reaches of you brain, and using them to um, gratify yourself. I myself prefer her pictorial in Playboy about 9 years ago, but that is because I am a bad man. Swimsuits just get in the way. Anyway, the picture on the right not only shows that at 40, Cindy Crawford can still make my pants tight, but is the reason behind the question to follow. I am now going to ask you to play a game. Looking at this picture, choose which ONE of the children in front of Miss Cindy is her son. That's right, her son...
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Ok, did you guess? It's a tough one isn't it. At first glance, they would both seem to be daughter's. But because everyone who reads this blog are nerds, including myself, you know that Cindy Crawford has a son and a daughter. Now for the mindblowing answer, the child on the left is her son. Hard to believe isn't it. Especially since he posesses the mole on the opposite side of his face. As you all know, the mole on Cindy's left cheek is in fact the reason she is so hot and looks the same as she did all those years ago.
I am sure that the reason I post this is becasue I was not the man to co-create this child with Cindy. Although I did have a dream once that involved me, Cindy and Dudley Moore. I don't want to get into it, 15 years of therapy and $40,000 has taught me to suppress those "Devil Dreams" as Dr. Smithstein calls them.
Some pics to help you understand why she was the source of so many nights alone in my bedroom with Sports Illustrated:Swimsuit Edition in one hand and my yogurt slinger in the other.
-Cambodian Monk-
More on her gorgeous son(TheSuperficial)
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