As most of my close friends and plaintiff's know, I am a man of the cheek as opposed to man of the cloth. Actually I'm a man of the cloth as well, as soon as I'm done with this picture. I mean, ya gotta clean up somehow. Kim Kardashian is famous for having sex with black men on tape and having a father who defended a double murderer. What was his name? Grapefruit juice? No. Apple juice? No. Oh, yeah, O.J. .........
She's not really my type, but her ass sure is. I mean, just look at that thing. I want to rest my head and nestle up to it for a long hibernation. Screw kevlar, people. If there's any man made substance that can stop a bullet it's that fat ass. It looks like a heart on a toothpick. Fantastic! Excuse me, I must grab the 409 and clean the 20 square feet around my computer. Don't hate, I'm the nut busting distance champ. Watch out, Kim. I'm working on my next feat, a shot of 3,000 miles. Grab an umbrella friends of Ms. Kardashian.
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-SlapChicken-
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