No, you're actually not looking at a piece of loose leaf paper turned sideways. No, you're not looking at an emaciated asian woman either, or as most people know her "Bai Ling". Actually what you are seeing is *what is left of porn star extraordinare, Jenna Jameson. Apparently she had an operation to remove all of her dirty, pornstar, hotness and her internal organs as well. Oh, yeah, and she had her breast implants removed. I mean, if ya look like this now, Jenna. The least you could have done for humanity was left your tits in.
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Apparently she's also completely done with porn. It's fine though, she's rich and having all those good christian people send her 25 cents a day so she doesn't starve to death won't hurt either. "Don't believe me? Just call the number on the bottom of your screen". Seriously, talk about going to hell in a hand basket. Not only did she go in a hand basket but she obviously also did not like the food service on her trip. "Thiiiiinnnnnerrrr"
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*I say "What is left of her" because believe it or not she used to look like THIS. (NSFW link)
Seriously, can someone tell me what the fuck is in that first picture?! 'Cause Jenna James or a good looking female specimen, that is not.
Full story @ TheSuperficial.com
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-SlapChicken-
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