First off, I am a big fan of the Hitman series...what other video game do you get to choke someone out with piano wire? That was awesome. I just didn't know that the franchise was that big of a deal to warrant a feature film. There are plenty of other video games out there that warrant a full length movie. I can think of one off the top of my head...HALO! Yea, i'm a huge nerd, I've read the books, played the games, dream of having a picnic with Spartan 117, or as he likes me to call him, John. For those of you who don't know of this game (if you don't know anything about these games i suggest you buy some cherry blossoms and fall on a samurai sword, infidels) please read here: "There are those who said this day would never come." I am forewarning all those who know me, when Halo makes the transformation from my television onto the big screen, you will all be violated in the most sexual way. You will love it, trust me...I'm the greatest sexual partner you will ever have.Full Story Here(UsaToday)
I know this post started referring to the Hitman movie, but I can not help but talk about the sexiest man on the earth. Master Chief has brought me so much over the years. He has taught me that infinite grenades, while cool in theory, ultimately result in the hatred of friends anf family. Head shots are cool, when you aren't on the receiving end of them. But most of all, the greatest feeling, is sticking a ghost from the opposite end of Blood Gulch, sealing a victory in capture the flag. I don't think you can do anything like that in Hitman. Yes, I said before that what other game could you choke someone with piano wire, but as a whole, the game was nowhere near Halo. I don't think Agent 47 has this. -Cambodian Monk
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