Pete Doherty, the poster child for drug abuse and complete worthlessness in our time, recently brought in his cat's kittens from a newborn litter, into a vet where the doctor noted the high content of cocaine in the kitten's bloodstream. Thats all you need to know. Up to this point, I've left it up to my colleagues or other blogs to discuss Doherty. Mainly due to the fact that the guy just isn't interesting. At all. Wow, a British rock star who is addicted to heroin and cocaine! Fucking original stuff, Pete. But on top of that this guy is a world-class asshat. There is literally nothing endearing about his behavior. I think he must be under the impression he gets the Keith Richards pass. One problem, Pete: HE is Keith Richards, and YOU are Pete Doherty. About 1/8th as talented, famous, rich and creative. For fucks sake, this guy thought spraying his blood on another human being was funny. I mean, DO they have laws in England anymore? Besides near-fascist anti-terrorism laws? Now, I'm not usually the type of guy that gives the pro-America rant, but if a musician sprayed his/her own blood on another person in say, New York City, that guy would be spending a few months at Riker's, if not a mental health facility. And if that individual started giving cocaine to his cat, well.... then he/she would simply be dead... because they would be way too close to my home already NOT to savagely murder them.....
Alright I'm done. None of this was funny, but I honestly can't be after being forced to digest that filth. No more rehab, no jail time, no pity. Fuck Karma, after reading that, I hope Pete Doherty's gets inoperable cancer. And thats the last time I will ever mention him.
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