Following up on the news of her broken nose, Jessica Simpson was accused of being "a brat" on the set of her new film Major Movie Star. However, no sooner was this reported than her co-star, Vivica A. Fox, came swooping in for the rescue, lambasting any and all who would even contemplate this fallacy's authenticity for even a moment. So... uh... yeah. Jessica Simpson is NOT a brat. She IS also, however, not as dashing and heroic as Will Smith. That guy did the rescuing of Vivica Fox, not the other way around, the way I remember it. Which is of course to say that the ONLY thing I remember Fox for is Independance Day. She was the President, right? Or did she play the part of "Randy Quaid"? Either way, Will Smith sure punched Jessica Simpson out when she tried to climb out her spacecraft, didn't he? And the doctors said my dimensia might start to manifest itself soon! Ha!
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Secrets and Lies! Secrets and Lies!
Following up on the news of her broken nose, Jessica Simpson was accused of being "a brat" on the set of her new film Major Movie Star. However, no sooner was this reported than her co-star, Vivica A. Fox, came swooping in for the rescue, lambasting any and all who would even contemplate this fallacy's authenticity for even a moment. So... uh... yeah. Jessica Simpson is NOT a brat. She IS also, however, not as dashing and heroic as Will Smith. That guy did the rescuing of Vivica Fox, not the other way around, the way I remember it. Which is of course to say that the ONLY thing I remember Fox for is Independance Day. She was the President, right? Or did she play the part of "Randy Quaid"? Either way, Will Smith sure punched Jessica Simpson out when she tried to climb out her spacecraft, didn't he? And the doctors said my dimensia might start to manifest itself soon! Ha!
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