Christina Aquilera, who needs nooooo introduction, has got alot going on right now. Though she hasn't admitted it publically, she and her husband are pretty obviously expecting their first child right now. On top of that, Christina is currently wrapping up her Back to Basics World Tour, and making public appearances damn near every night. Now, by this point, you're probably questioning the title of this post (probably alot sooner). It seems many people consider the usual HEAVY makeup Ms. Aguilera wears to render her similar in appearance to... you guessed it: a clown. That being said, look at that picture right there. Just look at it....... ..... .... I didn't tell you to stop yet. ...... ahhhh. Ok. I know how heavily photoshopped that picture MUST be. However, if even the basic shape of her body is remotely like that.... I don't know. I honestly don't know what I'd do.
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But it would involve chafing. Serious, serious chafing. And maybe some pipe cleaners. You figure it out.
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I'm just happy I got to use the term "Clown Breasts".
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