It might seem like we're going a tad heavy on the "It Must Be Summer" entries today, but I'm just trying to wrap up a whole summer's worth of these before the damned season is over and I lose my best excuse for deluging you with pictures of celebrities in bikini's. Oh, and also, dude, you are totally gay for even questioning my motives in the first place. In any case, here's Hillary Swank, who happens to have a surprisingly decent body. Surprising, because for some reason I kinda thought she had a dick. I'm not totally sure why I thought that, whether I heard it somewhere or just naturally inferred it because she looks like she could kick the living shit out of me, so I'm just going to go ahead and assume that its from a dream I must've had. A sexy, sexy dream.
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In other Swank news, she's apparently left her husband, never-was actor Chad Lowe, due to the revelation that he was abusing drugs. Though, they never say exactly which drugs. Being Hollywood, I'd guess it was either cocaine or heroin, but what I can't wait for is the day that some celebrity is in the news for being on some less mainstream substance, like extract of the Columbian Tree Frog. And the day that will happen is tomorrow.... when I pour some into Hillary Swank's drink. Date-rape is for worthless pussies who apparently can't masturbate like the rest of us. Date-drug-and-laugh-as-you-watch-them-stumble-around-in-public, now THAT is the sport of kings.
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