More Anna Faris pics from the set of House Bunny today. Listen. I am fully aware just how bad this movie will probably be. Hence I will probably never watch it, or at least wait until its played 14x daily on HBO in two years. However, none of that precludes me from constantly harping on how attractive Anna Faris is once she doesn't have to be shilling out Scary Movie jokes that are about as biting as an elderly pitbull: repeated attempts, but its not breaking any skin, more like just gumming it. And thats what sums up her movies thus far: gumming the skin. But, from what we've seen so far, this movie looks to break it with several featured pairs of celebrity breasts, which will send a metaphorical torrent of blood into the crisp autumn air. Unfortunately, then follows the infection. Much like the one I will recieve from masturbating with an open wound in my local theater. But, as stated earlier, not while watching this. Probably during the next VeggieTales movie, instead. That sexy tomatoes' got fat, red ass. Wednesday, August 22, 2007
More Anna Faris "House Bunny" Pics
More Anna Faris pics from the set of House Bunny today. Listen. I am fully aware just how bad this movie will probably be. Hence I will probably never watch it, or at least wait until its played 14x daily on HBO in two years. However, none of that precludes me from constantly harping on how attractive Anna Faris is once she doesn't have to be shilling out Scary Movie jokes that are about as biting as an elderly pitbull: repeated attempts, but its not breaking any skin, more like just gumming it. And thats what sums up her movies thus far: gumming the skin. But, from what we've seen so far, this movie looks to break it with several featured pairs of celebrity breasts, which will send a metaphorical torrent of blood into the crisp autumn air. Unfortunately, then follows the infection. Much like the one I will recieve from masturbating with an open wound in my local theater. But, as stated earlier, not while watching this. Probably during the next VeggieTales movie, instead. That sexy tomatoes' got fat, red ass. 
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