Well, someone forgot to tell the Texas Rangers how incredibly bad they are before last night's game against the Baltimore Orioles. The Orioles had a 3-0 lead in what seemed like a normal game, until the powers that be decided that the day the sun shined on a dogs ass would be this day. The Rangers scored 30, I repeat, THIRTY unanswered runs after that. Meanwhile while their manager was sacrificing live animals in the clubhouse while chanting in tongue's , the Rangers completed a feat that had not been accomplished by any team in MLB modern day history. The last time a team scored this much was in 1897. That's a long time ago, Larry King was just a teenager then.
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Even after the game, Ron Washington. the devil worshipping, soul selling manager of the Rangers was very shocked that his team had done something....good??? When told his team had set a record for most runs by an AL team ever, he stated....
"I didn't know that. It means we set a record on the good side of baseball," Rangers manager Ron Washington said. "I was just hoping we'd get some consistency."
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Don't worry, Ron. I never realized the Rangers could do anything that would show them in a positive light, either. This team didn't just set a record, they embarassed the Orioles. Basically calling the O's pitching staff, pube-less, girly men with each swing of the bat. I'm stocking up on supplies like canned goods and propane lamps, because the last time I checked my *holy book, this was one of the signs of the apocalypse. You people better leave town fast before the L.A. Clippers win a championship.
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* When I say holy book I mean the 11 year old issue of Playboy I have under my bed featuring the WWF's "Sable". I don't care what you say, she talks to me damnit!
-SlapChicken-
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