Jennifer Love Hewitt, she of the 2 Breasts, is reportedly set to marry boyfriend, Ross McCall (who?), sometime next year. Then again, those doing the "reporting" happen to be employed by Star magazine. So, you just may want to take that news with 17.5 billion grains of salt. In fact, you might just be better off going to the Salt Flats and licking the ground for a few months. Ah, Star. If nothing else clued me in to your journalistic integrity, it should've been the fact that my extremely senile grandmother read you regularly. Then again, she was something of a warrior-poet. Ah, I remember the time she set the local Fire Department ablaze, and then sat outside screaming, "Figure that one out, you rubes!". She then said something about finishing up where William Wallace left off, and was last seen on a two-man raft heading east. .....
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