Jenny McCarthy... doing what Jenny McCarthy does best. Well, besides farting in public while sticking her tongue out and copulating with Jim Carrey. The girl we always knew and loved (ourselves while watching her) from Singled Out was out on the beach this week, showing off her greatest natural talent: tremendous breasts. Breathtaking, spectacular breasts that you just want to crawl up and live between forever, eventually constructing complicated architecture resembling that of an Ewok village. And then, in your autumn years, you wil gather around the bonfire, and recount stories about your youth and the epic journey you undertook to climb to this place, and start a new future for your people. ....
Either that, or just squeeze a few out while looking at them. I mean, if you'd have a long day already.
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