General George S. Patton
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Denise Richards
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General George S. Patton - Achieved fame amongst Americans and infamy amongst Germans in World War II due to his brilliant victories throughout North Africa and France. His well-documented "eccentrism" was known to expand to damn-near insubordination, which marred the rise of what would've been the well-deserved promotion of one of America's all-time greatest military minds. After the war, Patton disappeared into obscurity for the most part, and is most well-known from George C. Scott's portrayal of him in the Oscar-winning biography film by the same name.
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Denise Richards - Achieved fame amongst men and lesbians and infamy amongst straight women and gay men through her masturbatory victories in the film "Wild Things". Her well-documented "crazy ass behavior" was known to expand to marrying Charlie Sheen, accepting his seed, and acting surprised when he dropped out of their marriage about as suddenly as it began. After that war, Richards disappeared into E!-channel-scurity for the most part, though is still well-known due to her frequent random appearances to slander her ex-husband with hormonal outbursts and to sleep with whomever her best friend happens to be married to at that particular point.
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Of course, it should be noted that attempting to establish a working marriage with Charlie Sheen shares alot in common with attempting to counter a German-initiated war. In both cases, it sounds like a good idea to them at first, then it devolves into a brawl, and finally the incident is put in the past and is thus repeated over and over again.
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Just as before, leave your comments and let the voice of the mob decide.
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