Jessica Biel has recently begun work on a new film, in which she will play a stripper. While this is nice for all involved, what's nicer is that supposedly she is considering some nudity for the role. While usually famous actresses hammer out very strict clauses in the contracts dealing with nudity before they come within six miles of the film set, hence this story will probably turn out to be false, I'm reserving hope that Jessica is God's gift to sexually-frustrated young men. I mean, we've all basically seen her all but naked already, so why not just go for the whole thing. And by whole thing, I mean this movie should be 2 hours of Biel completely naked, in harsh lighting, with no soundtrack, and slowly turning clockwise. That's how I likes my pornography: stark.....
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