Victoria Beckham, also known as "Posh Spice" (if you're brain is stuck in nineteen-ninety fucking six) is apparently upsetting the applecart 'round the L.A. celebutante scene. According to reports, celebrities are up in arms about Beckham being a little too obvious about something that every last celebrity does almost all the time: putting in "anonymous" tips to the paparazzi regarding where she is going so they will show up beforehand and provide a free photoshoot for her. Of course, celebs only want to maintain the illusion that they don't do this so they are still free to complain about the shutterbugs whenever they please.....
But get this, the Jimmy Dean-Queen, her holiness Britney Spears the 1st, has actually gone as far as to give her the mean girls treatment and refuse to eat lunch near her. What's next? Paris Hilton toilet papers her locker and Lindsay Lohan tells the whole school she caught the clap from the captain of the football team?
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And yes, like every blogger, I am contractually obligated to ask if Ms. Beckham forgoes using makeup anymore in favor of just having her entire body laminated. Or maybe she just sends a Real Doll of herself to all of these press functions. Either way, I will still admit I'd have sex with her. But then again, I've been known to put the moves to my grandmother's plastic covered couch on more than one occasion. What slutty furniture she has.
One of many sites that has this story....(CelebSlam)
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