Yuko Mizano and Ayako Miyake. Apparently the next step in human evolution is becoming rendered by SquareSoft.
This really isn't current news, but then again what is on this site? I just thought I should note that G4's "Ninja Warrior", and especially its sister show "Women of Ninja Warrior", are a great case argument in the insanity and overall superiority of the Japanese. Sure, we beat them in World War II.... and then they proceeded to show us how capitalism is really done. And technological development. And work ethic. And a the mean average of attractive women in the population. And giant-fighting robots.
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First off, look at these women above. Granted, their are literally millions of hotter Japanese women. But these two are more than passible, not to mention that they can conquer a 300 yard obstacle course, tough enough to fell Olympians regularly, in under 120 seconds. I'm also fairly certain both can conjure fireballs with the power of their chi.
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And anyone who is seething to pick apart that assessment of Japanese socio-evolution as being far too generous (whilst waving an American flag and bellowing about the immortality of your Ford pickup, and second mortgage you had to take out just to fill the tank), let me just direct your comments to the aforementioned giant-fighting robot, which will soon take up the Japanese ambassadorial seat to the U.N.
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Kofi Annan: "I would kindly ask the gentlemen from Japan to please retake his seat!"
Voltron E. Gundam: "And I would kindly ask the secretary general to accept my apology..."
Kofi Annan: "Of course, my good sir---"
Voltron E. Gundam: "....in the form of six thousand rounds of depleted uranium from my fourteen shoulder-mounted gattling guns!"
*cue cherry blossoms across the screen*
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