Monday, August 20, 2007

Christina Aguilera's Physiology is Unfair.


Christina Aguilera is inhuman. Seriously, thats the news portion of this post. This girl has been pregnant for a bit already now, but has yet to show any sign of weight gain in her stomach. Her breasts, however, already impressive as it was, seem to have gained 25 lbs. a piece. Which would be about par for the course with this girl. At this rate, her labor will last 2 minutes, after which the child will literally walk out of her vagina, and start his/her entertainment career by seranading the OB/GYN. Additionally, all of Ms. Aguilera's periods will be made up of Skittles from now on.
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Mmmmm... Menstrate the Rainbow.


1 comment:

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