Further proof...

This story, to me, is further proof that the Japanese are the next rung on the evolutionary ladder. Bear with me here as this piece of news sounds almost comical.

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It seems that a 54 year old Japanese biker riding through Tokyo took a turn at a high rate of speed causing him to hit the center barrier. The cyclist felt immense pain, but rode on as if he were in some timeless Japanese battle to defeat the tentacle monster making sluts out of all the animated women in Japan. (link is NSFW). What the biker did NOT notice was the pain he was feeling was because he lost his fucking leg! That's right, this crazy bastard rode over a mile without noticing his dog kicker was missing. His friend was kind enough to stop and pick up the severed limb only to have the injured man respond "Is fine, It gwow back in mawning".

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Seriously, how the fuck do you ride your bike for another mile without noticing your god damn leg is missing? That means he never missed one gear shift which is even more impressive while only having one leg and bleeding out. "Sake is a hell of a drug". I really have nothing more clever to say as this story is a laugh a minute anyway. All I know is that I wanna be Japanese......and I wanna be that tentacle monster.



Full 6 sentence story here.

-SlapChicken-