Saturday, August 18, 2007

It Must Be Summer (Hillary Duff)


Retroactively, here's the young Hillary Duff doing the beach thing. Between you and me, I always thought this girl was peach-shaded rectangle for the first couple of "legal" years, but she seems to working on that. And if there is nothing else in the world I can admire, its self-improvement. Especially geometric self-improvement. "Hot Girl" is a much sexier shape than "Rectangle". However, neither shape has anything on the oblate spheroid. Oh, planet Earth, you know how to get my furnace burning. Flat at the poles, bulged at the center, just like Rosie O'Donell. And also like Ms. O'Donell, composed of miles of layers of sedentary rock surrounding a hot, molten iron core. In fact, the only difference I can imagine between the two is that what one refers to as "global warming", the other refers to as "hot flashes".
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