Jurassic Park IV (aka Veloci-Rapidfire) uggg..I hate myself.

"The T-Rex featured natural defenses such as speed, a supernatural sense of smell, and four twin-chamber plasmakinetic rail guns mounted just below the breastplate."

- Dr. Albert Fienstein in his work, "Crack Cocaine, Miracle Drug or Drug of Miracles?"

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Jurassic Park IV, the long-awaited career catalyst for David Bananas, is currently going into production. Why, one may ask? Well, the answer is quite simple really. The series has yet to address the most lingering of unresolved questions: when are these dinosaurs gonna get themselves good and armed? Honestly, this is the kind of thing that keeps me up nights (well, that and the 472 cats I keep in my 4'x8' studio apartment) and thank god that the producers of this film have the guts to finish off where "Dino Riders" left off.... strewn across the floor of my bedroom... circa 1991.

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