Anne Hathaway is our newest addition to the "Well-I-Guess-She's-Still-Pretty-Hot-But-Wasn't-She-Hotter-Like-Ten-Minutes-Ago" genre of summer bikini pictures. Actually, the headline on most sites for this post is more related to the fact that she looks like she's.... alright, I've written and erased about 12 different euphamisms for oral sex in the last twenty minutes, and each sounds a little more infant then the one before it, so lets just say it: blowing some guy. However, since that guy is not ME, we all know that this is impossible as per the first law of Newtonian Physics (which reads: "An Anne Hathaway blowjob cannot be created, nor destroyed, it can only transferred.... to me.")
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Of course, that second law is a bit more inconvenient. (Which reads: "A Sexually Transmitted Disease cannot be created, no destroyed, it can only be transferred....you know what, maybe I'll just stop right there.")
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