So I'm not the only one?

I'm not really sure what exactly to write about this particular picture. The author of this "children's book" must have had an Uncle Pete that slept in the same bed as him. Who didn't? I had an uncle just like the one in the book, although he was a MP in the Army during WWII. He used to make me do push ups in my Pound Puppies underwear while he drank a fifth of Johnny Walker and told me I was fat. The book seems to explain that the touch of a man feels good. It does, I can back that up...wait, what???

All I'm saying is any type of sexual gratification, whether it be from your own hand, a female, the girl standing against the 7-11 by my house with no front teeth, stretch marks on her eyelids and hair on her upper lip, or you really hot uncle, it still feels good. I just don't think that a children's book needs to be written about this. What happened to Curious George, The Magic School Bus and the Bearenstein Bears?
See more of Uncle Pete Here....


- CambdynMnk