Mandy Moore is apparently hot enough to justify a news post purely based on her attractiveness. Here she is at a recent crochet party (Oh, white people), looking less like the type of girl you'd like to ravage in a lust-induced haze, and more like the type of girl you'd cry after coitus with. Its just simple math, really: Sex + Uncomfortable Emotional Outburst = Super Sex*.
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* - "Super Sex" is outlawed in over 200 countries and 49 states, but surprisingly not in my bedroom. There, it is a national pastime.
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