Random Portman of the Moment

"You see how we livin'?! Congo River, West Bank YA HEEEAAAARD!!" - Grand Master Cuddles
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Editor's Note: Upon second reading, one might infer that I was saying "Congo River"for the monkey, and "West Bank" in some kind of obscure reference to Israel and therefore Ms. Portman's (not her real name) jewish background. In fact, I intended the statement to read as meaning the WEST BANK of the Congo River. Nonetheless, the fact that a few emails have implied that I'm alot funnier (and/or) more offensive than I am seemed to warrant an explanation. Furthermore, I apologize in advance for this joke seeming to imply that Ms. Portman (not her real name) is a groupie to Grand Master Cuddles. I acknowledge there is nothing funny about this, and the sad fact of the matter is that Popa Cuds is so "straight-up gangsta" that no woman can refute his charms and ne'er do well attitude. All we can do is wait until them "jack busters" he always seems so concerned with finally come after his "banana's". Oh, why do you have to live so hard, Cuds? What woman can tame your wild soul?
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Your welcome.